Cofty - you probably got them at the best time - holidaying and relaxed - a window that will probably seal shut for the remainder of their years. The only thing you left out was the money grab. Haha. I'm only commenting so I can reinforce the line of questioning at a later date. You're awesome.
Honestly though, I was so sure you met my grandmother Margaret who never shuts up. Got so animated trying to insert herself over the conversation that she slid off the couch like an egg in a pan! Promptly resumed position and never faltered in the sentence.